(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode3) In this episode, Alpine and Alison discuss the viral sensation Texts from Hillary; explain the Facebook $1B buy of Instagram in about ten minutes; and ask the eternal question, "Who Said It? James Joyce or Kool Keith?" Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing upon the glory and absurdity of the digital realms.

Alpine and Alison discuss the sadness behind March Madness, the magic of Peter Pan's Home Page, the growing ambitions of Buzzfeed.com, and a video of the young Nine Inch Nails performing on Dance Party USA. [Fortnight on the Internets is a celebration of memes, viral videos, social media trends, and the glory and absurdity of the web.]